my name is ivan, i'm 15 and i live in croatia

it’s a metaphor
it̶’͞s͟ ̕a m̨etap҉h͝o̢r
i̛͍͔̻͓̝t̻͇’͇s̖̱̰̭̞̲ ̳͔̤̯̞͚͕a̕ ̝̝̮̦̫m̡̥͙e̛̫̺̲͕t͓̭̬a̻̲͓̝̩̗͝p̤̥͈̰͈͝ͅh̪̦̭͉o̘̖̮̤͈̹̬͘r̨ͅ
i̯̿t̺̣̖͇̣͍͈̉ͨͭ͊̓’͉͖̱͚͈̣̣̋̍̈ͬ̔͠s̍ͬͦ̿̋͊͛ ̧̩͕̬͓̫̯̞̒a͇̦̪͇ͬ͋̍ͣ̊̑ͪ ̍͊̒̂m̈́̔͗ͪ̾̓̋ȅ̙̘̣̘̻̮̔͆̀͒̆t̪͇̦͕̖̹̦̓͢a̹ͫ̑̀ͮp͒̓̅͏͙͓h̹͉̬͗̂o͋̂̿̔ͨr͓̪͙̹̙̯
i̛̩̣̱̦̙̭͆̓͒͢͠t͓͑ͭͮ̉̂͛̿̿̎́͜’̸̶̹͎̜͎̍̇̚ͅs͔̤̖̮̹ͬͭͮ͑́ͦ̏̓ ̷̹̳̝͎̄̊ͩ͗̋ͦ̂̕a̧̲̗̜̹̰͇̼̲ͪͯ̄͒͆͒̓ͪ́͡ ̢̭̞̣̝ͪ̆̓ͫͬ́̆ͨ̚m̰̦̜̭̘̻ͬͥ͛ͮͫ͘ě̱͇̟̹͚̠̜̹͗t̷̛͖͖ͨ̎̍͆̐ͥ̓̀a̧̭͚̓́̉̂̓͡p̵̘͚͔̱̬̝̗ͯ̍͊h̨̫̜͎̭̪ͨͨͥͥ͒ó̗̩̼̦̱̘̯͙̃ͨ̆̈́͝ṛ̢̖͈̩̝͇͓̠͒ͥ̈̌̽̃͑̕ͅ
į̷̳͔̖̙͉̂̈́̒͒͐̓̔͑tͥ̍ͯ̚҉̨̜͚̱̪̩͉͉̥̥̻͓̖’̸̨͙̮̲̼͎͉̬̽̆̽̀̍̓ͣ̓̿͆̋͜͞͝ͅs̵̴̽̌̅̉͑̓ͭ͘҉͎͉͉̮͢ͅ ̶̴̵̡͎̖͖̱͚̜̙͎̞̥̟͖̖͈̜̐̐̾ͩ̚ą̸̤͈̟͉̳̟͔͙̺͕̦͚̇̄̀ͯ͒ͩ̇̈́ͩ̾͊ͩ̎̏ͤ̕͜ ͈̟̻̲̤̬̙̲̗͚͕̪̞̥̿ͨ͌̿̋̀͜m̡̖͔̞͕̠̹͚̤̞̫͉͉̺̖̻͍͍ͤͧ͌̑̏̉ͯ̿̈́ͣ̒ͬ̌ͦ́͘ȅ̴̾͂̊̋͡͠҉̗̤̘̭̞͈̤̹͔̳̤̹̥͉̭͚͚͓ͅtͦ͛͐͌ͪͮͯ͏͈̝͈̣͚̳̦̞̮͜͢͟͠a̵̡̭͇͇̠̲̺̩̫̘͉̜̼͈͛ͨͯ̎̇ͤͦ̔̓͑͗̓̋͌ͤ̏͘p̸̉ͮ̐̽̃̍̃̈̀͌ͨ͊̈ͯͫ͒́̎́̀͡͏͙̺̙̣̼̰̞̮͇̣̥̰̹h͆̓̿̌ͯ̽́̚̚҉͏̹͈̩̺͔̼̮͕͇̬o̡͇̲̪̼͖̩̰͎̪̠̲̳̼̐̊ͨͯ͑ͧ͞r̶͛̓́ͮ͌̄ͩͦͥ̊ͤͤ̎͟҉̢̤̝̱̜̩͖͈̀

norune:

Im going to kick your ass

i want to go somewhere and be w my friends and go shopping for cds and vinyls and mess around in a hotel room and go to concerts

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

image

Remember that irenigg guy who got arrested for fake shooting threats lmao