this is still SO FUNNY
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
I totally understand and appreciate the sentiment of nsfw but I still laugh at the idea of something being “safe for work” because I imagine your boss watching as you scroll through tumblr and he nods and goes “no nips? well feel free to continue”
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.