my name is ivan, i'm 16 and i live in croatia

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

couples quarrel

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

Itch head

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

exeggcute:

I totally understand and appreciate the sentiment of nsfw but I still laugh at the idea of something being “safe for work” because I imagine your boss watching as you scroll through tumblr and he nods and goes “no nips? well feel free to continue”

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.